New Crime Contest!

BadGirl · #31 (**permalink**) 07-16-2009, 01:41 PM

gotta comment on this one, sorry...love the idea! but pumping your stomach won't help ya with a rectum full of burst meth balloons! (hey, I am a freaking nurse, can't help but to comment!)

DonnaMae · #32 (**permalink**) 07-16-2009, 01:45 PM

Crime Name:
Newbie Needing a Fix

Initial Text:
Your coming down off your drug buzz and need to break into the infirmary drug stash.

Success crime:
You make it into the infirmary drug storage area and walk out a happy junkie and pocket a nice 25k for hooking up your homies.

Failed crime:
You make it into the infirmary drug storage area and find that some other junkie already cleaned it out -- No drugs for you stonie.

Jail crime:
You make into the infirmary drug storage area but accidentally trigger an alarm -- Busted -- Off to solitary confinement with you for Possession of a controlled substance and Possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance.

DonnaMae · #33 (**permalink**) 07-16-2009, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apothecary

Adding a new set of HIGH DOLLAR PAYOUT crimes to JailHouse Life in the next few days and WE NEED YOUR HELP! Time to get those creative juices flowing and write a crime or two!

For each crime idea, you will need to include:
-The crime name
-Initial text
-Success text
-Fail text
-Jail text

Each of those sections need to be in your crime idea submission in that order to qualify for the points. They should also be free of spelling and punctuation errors. Here is an example of a properly formatted crime idea from Dracular, one of our top crime writers:
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ORGANIZE A GATHERING

intl text
A human ripped you out of 10k.

successful crime
You post fliers around all of the underworld. About 9,000 vampires show and you explain how you were ripped off. They are outraged by this. Together you track down the human and make him pay the money. He hands over the 10k and every one is on there way.

failed crime
You post fliers all over the underworld. when the time comes for vampires to show up no one comes. you look at one of the fliers and it has the wrong meeting place on it. better get your direction right for next time.

jail crime
You post fliers all over the underworld. the night before the gathering the cops rush your place and arrest you on the spot for conspiracy to commit murder.
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Crimes selected to be put into the game will get the writer a NICE LITTLE POINT PAYOUT, so make sure you include your game, game handle and ID #. There is no limit on the number of ideas you can submit, so crank em out!

It was all your fault I did mine for Bite instead of JHL -- I was using yours as an example and you talk about vampires -- lol -- and here I thought it was the damn tequilla -- but I did one for JHL too -- so it's all good --

The Butler · #34 (**permalink**) 07-16-2009, 01:58 PM

Crime name: Fight ~~Psycho Psynner~~

intl text: ~~Psycho Psynner~~ Steals your Hooch you decide to get even

successful crime
While ~~Psycho Psynner~~ is tipsy you beat her to the ground and make of with 100k because she doesnt believe in banks

failed crime
~~Psycho Psynner~~ shares the Primo she just made you are a new fish and get sick to stomach and loose vison 15mins in infirm for you

jail crime
~~Psycho Psynner~~ decides your Hooch taste like Tequila and Joins your gang

Dennis · #35 (**permalink**) 07-16-2009, 02:05 PM

For each crime idea, you will need to include:
-The crime name
-Initial text
-Success text
-Fail text
-Jail text

Crime Name : selling LSD
initial Text: You Received LSD On Your Incoming Letters
Success Text: You Cut Your Letters Where The Drops Of LSD Are And Sell Then You Make 100K
Failed Text: One Of Your Letters Was Still A Little Wet With The LSD So The Guards Hall You Off For Drug Distribution You Get 30 Minute Solitary
Jail Text: you got 30 minutes for drug distribution

KRAVINIT · #36 (**permalink**) 07-16-2009, 02:31 PM

-The crime name

tealing from The Warden

-Initial text:You see the Warden smoking a cuban cigar and ask him for one just to have him laugh in your face. So you decide to steal some from the Warden's office!

-Success text:You successfully broke into the Warden's office just to find a box full of them you in turn sell them for profit!

-Fail text:You hear the Warden coming you tuck tail and bail out on the mission!

-Jail text:As you were about to exit the Warden's office with the stash he walks in and catches you and nails you with mase! Off to solitary confinement for you!

KRAVINIT · #37 (**permalink**) 07-16-2009, 02:40 PM

-The crime name: Food Fight on Meat Ball Day!

-Initial text:You and some other inmates decide to start a food fight in the cafeteria with the cooks famous meat balls!

-Success text:You were successful in starting the food fight and it was messy, you even nailed the Warden in the face with a meat ball!

-Fail text:You were unable to start the food fight due to the fact that the meat balls ran out before you could get one!

-Jail text:As you were going to attempt to throw the first meatball a guard tackled you to the floor and your meat ball landed on your face instead! To solitary confinement you go!

KRAVINIT · #38 (**permalink**) 07-16-2009, 02:46 PM

-The crime name:Getting brave on the Prison Rep.

-Initial text:The Prison Rep. has been shaking you down lately and you have had enough you decide to make a stand and fight back!

-Success text:You catch the Prison Rep. off guard while shaking down another inmate and you hit him with a homemade baseball bat and knock him out!

-Fail text:As you tried to sneak up on him/her you see he has back up watching him and you bailed!

-Jail text:A guard catches you sneaking around the corner and suspects foul play and takes you to solitary confinment!

KRAVINIT · #39 (**permalink**) 07-16-2009, 03:11 PM

-The crime name

haking down fresh meat

-Initial text:You decide to give a new inmate a warm welcome and take his rations!

-Success text:You confront the new inmate and gave him a rude awakening and took his rations for the week!

-Fail text:The new inmate entered his cell and locked it before you could reach him!

-Jail text:The new inmate stood his ground and knocked you out and took your rations and the guards laughed as they dragged you to solitary confinment!

DonnaMae · #40 (**permalink**) 07-16-2009, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Butler

Crime name: Fight ~~Psycho Psynner~~

intl text: ~~Psycho Psynner~~ Steals your Hooch you decide to get even

successful crime
While ~~Psycho Psynner~~ is tipsy you beat her to the ground and make of with 100k because she doesnt believe in banks

failed crime
~~Psycho Psynner~~ shares the Primo she just made you are a new fish and get sick to stomach and loose vison 15mins in infirm for you

jail crime
~~Psycho Psynner~~ decides your Hooch taste like Tequila and Joins your gang

Awesome -- lmfao -- love it --