The crime Crime name..Smuggle Drugs.........

Initial text~ Your visitor passes you a couple small balloons filled with contraband.

Success text~ You swallow the balloons and puke them up after your visit, you make $3,000.

Fail text~ A guard spots the passing of the balloons to your chip bag, busted!!

Jail text~ A snitch overheard your phone conversation the day before about the balloons, the guards were on top of you and your visitor like flies on ****!!


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break into the wardens office.

intial text-
today you feel like you have the balls to break into the wardens office and grab a few items.

success text.
lucky you, you made in and out of the wardens office without anyone catching you.

fail text.
you pick the wardens lock and open the door, and he's sitting right there.
he gives you a punishment of 30 minutes in solitary.

jail text.
the warden is no way in site nor are the guards, so you make you move.

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I actually was writing this when someone else came up with a similar idea, but I am not wasting my idea!

Run A Prison Tattoo Parlor

Initial Text
In order to earn a bit of respect and a few extra smokes, you decide to operate an underground tat shop using supplies your homies smuggled in.

Successful Crime
After practicing your new artistic endeavor on your cellmate, the word gets around! You are asked by the top gang boss to tattoo "MOM" over his heart. Although your own heart is beating ninety miles per hour, you manage to get those three letters straight! He is so stoked by his new body art he rewards you $500!

Failed Crime
You are approached by the prison snitch who is trying to blend in. He asks for a teardrop tattoo under his left eye to make himself look tough. While facing him head on, you do a perfect job on the tattoo. The problem is, you put it under his right eye, not the left! Better learn your anatomy while you are doing your time, bro.

Jail Crime
The Head Screw hears about your new abilities and offers you a bit of extra time in the yard in exchange for a tattoo of his wifes' name, Louise, on his bicep. Although you concentrate, and even manage to dot the "I" with a fancy little heart, you forgot the all important "S"! He winds up with a tattoo of "Louie" on his arm, and you wind up in solitary!

fight a punk in the showers

intial text-
A cellmate that has been talking alot of smack is going to the showers with you.

success text-
once the guard was not looking you broke his jaw, he wont be talking for a while.

fail text-
you confront him about his smart mouth and shove him around,little did you know all the other cellmates had his back,you accidentally drop the soap and they plug up one of your holes.

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crime name-steal the wardens vehicle

initial text-you decide its time to step it up and go for a joy ride in the wardens vehicle

successful crime you stole the car while in the car you look around and find a couple packs of smokes and the wardens cash stash of $75000

failed crime you get to the office where the keys are and the gaurds see you and give you a nice beating to think about you just dont have the gaurd

jail crime you get into the wardens office and are just about to walk out with the keys and the warden walks in looks like solitary time for you

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Crime Name: GANG BREAK OUT

Initial text: You get your gang members out of there cell and attemt to break out of jail

Success text: You and your gang members sneak past the guards unexpectedly another gang finds you you both break out and your whole gang gets payed 200k for breaking out another gang

Fail text: As your gang attemits to open the cell the cell wouldnt budge

Jail text: As you gang sneaks out the back door you find a sleeping guard, one of you gang members remember a horrible beating from this guard, your gang members all gang up while back up comes, you were all caught

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The Crime Name - Host Weapons Auction

Initial text- you here inmates are looking for good weapons so you decide to hold a private auction.

Success text- There's a BIG showup and you sell alot of weapons for bug prices you make 100k!


Fail text- Many people don't showup they are to worried about getting busted. You bought all these weapons for nothing! but you got lucky enough to break even on what you did sell. Better luck next time!

Jail text- Some snitch guard that you thought you were cool with ratted you out. Solitary confinement for you.

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have a prison war-name of crime

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have a lunch room prison war-name of crime

Initial text- u hear the other gang talking smack about ur gang and deside to take matters into ur own hands

success- u call up a couple of ur homies from all over the cell block and u guys walk into the cafiteria and u and ur guys loaded with shanks walk to the other gang and just start attacking

failed- u call up a couple of ur homies from all over the cell block and u guys start to walk in to the cafiteria when one of ur guys rouge and then attacks u and stabs u in the back and sends u to the infermery for 15 minits

jail time- u call up a couple of ur homies from all over but one of the gaurds over heard one of ur guys talking bout it they set a trap and right as u walk in to the cafiteria they bust u and ur guys now ur in jail for 15 minuts

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assassinate the warden-crime name

Initial text- the warden has been going hard on u and ur boys so its time to stop it

success- u catch the warden walking round a corner and see its the perfect time as u run up on him in the empty hall way and stab him a couple times in the chest and u run to ur cell later that day u hear that the warden was finaly pernounced dead

failed- u catch the warden walking down a empty all so u think its the perfect time to strick u catch him and start stabing him later on u find out that the warden was wearing a stab proof vest and is ok

jail time- u catch the warden walking into a empty hall way and u strike just as u start to try and shank him a gaurd sees u doing it and then tackels u to the ground u try to get up but hes to tough later on u find ur self in solitary for 20 minuts

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